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South High Predicts 2024


The New Year has arrived and it is time for a tradition that is centuries old to return: predictions. I asked South High students and teachers what they thought was going to happen in in 2024 and split it into five categories: Politics, Sports, Culture, Weather, and Miscellaneous.

Note: Asterisk (*) indicates a teacher’s prediction.



  • *Joe Biden dies
  • Donald Trump wins the election
  • Donald Trump loses the election
  • Donald Trump is convicted
  • Russo-Ukraine War ends
  • Irish Reunification



  • *USA has the most medals at the Olympics
  • Pickleball is out – tennis is in
  • *Bruins will win the Stanley Cup
  • *Bill Belichick retires (this was written before 1/11/24)



  • Gypsy Rose Blanchard stars in a movie
  • *Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce get engaged
  • Kanye West drops the album of the year
  • *Denim-on-denim is in fashion again
  • *Wicked will premiere and be a complete flop
  • George Santos creates a fashion line



  • *Less than 6 snow days
  • Exactly 5 snow days
  • 3 delays



  • It’s only up from here
  • Someone breaks into the gated bathrooms
  • 6 more fights before the year ends


The winner for the most cryptic prediction is: “the next level.” I don’t know what that means at all to be honest.

If you want to send me your own predictions for an updated article, please submit them here. Predictions can be about any topic but should be reasonable and feasible.

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Levi Kasten, Editor
Hi readers! I'm Levi, a sophomore here at South. I'm happy to be an Editor for the News section of the Colonel Chronicle. I'm a student in the Journalism class, and really enjoy writing and editing articles for this newspaper. I collect vintage electronics, typewriters, and fountain pens, and have two adorable-yet-cruel cats. I'm in the Drama Club and South High's a-capella group. Once I graduate from South, I plan to go into the trades as an electrician. Feel free to contact me at [email protected].
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