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This Week’s Poll

Would you rather have to beat one giant mosquito and never encounter another mosquito again or continue living with regular-sized mosquitos?

Real ones recognize this because it was a question asked by Jeff Schroeder on Big Brother!

And You Answered…

Fight one enormous final boss mosquito! An epic boss fight is the price to pay for eternal short sleeves, even if that boss has a giant stinger and more than twenty times the strength! You guys are really confident that you’ll win…